I quite fancy the idea of giving my insides a good clean and getting rid of all the nasty wedged in bits that shouldn't be there...

I quite enjoy the hose in the toilets but I can't find one with high enough pressure to sort out further up than my rectal passage...And probably shouldn't anyway...

These detox programmes always seem to offer a bit of lower intestinal tract cleaning...

Anybody done this and was it worth it?.. Did you feel thouroughly cleansed?..

the bum gun has plenty of pressure, just need to make the nozzle a bit smaller so you dont tear you rectum trying to insert it............ allegedly ..................

No scientific evidence to support it, but if it makes you feel better, who cares?

A lot of the bum guns have a little red leaver isolation switch on the wall that also reduces the pressure.
I've found it quit amusing at times to turn it up to full and await the yells!
You could always try that Rawlins to see if you like it first !
If not try waterskiing without a wet suit. Anyone who has will know what I mean !

Gave an Elephant an enema once............

I'm living at the Nantra Hotel & Spa on Soi 1, they offer this service for a couple of thousand baht ....... never been tempte myself


For some strange reason .... I don't despute this. This is a very weird 'board'

i just evacuated my bowels, damn scratchy paper is rubbing me raw.

Go and have a 'blast' of it and report back Casper... theres's a good chap... What ahve you got to lose apart from a couple of grand and a few deposits from your lower intestines?

go herbal if you can, much better than the soapy solution they use.

even better is if you can convince them to use bourbon, very very soothing and you also get a bit of a headrush as well.

I have heard that, for Red Meat eaters, the deposits can sit in your lower intestines for years, practically a life time even! Makes you think

Interesting subject, how much does it cost and where can you get this done ?

tesco lotus sell D.I.Y enema kits if your a bit shy.

ha ha !! what is it ? an hose pipe and the wifey has to suck 555

lmao, seriously its a full proper enema kit* has the hoses, bag, tap, tapered anal probes etc etc.





































* allegedly !!

I posted this on Shhh a while back.

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I would recommend it.
I went to Samui for a week long fast and course of colonic irrigation.
I did it because i had been drinking to excess and eating too much fast food and red meat, and felt like resetting my body and trying to get healthy.

You basically stop eating, and are given fruit juices, and vitamins etc to keep you going as well as the wheat grass to flush you through.
This isnt bad for you, and if i can stop eating for a week, then anyone can.

You irrigate your colon daily, and after the first couple of days you can decide if you want coffee or garlic in it, or can have just plain water.

It was all self administered, and although not the greatest experience i've ever had, wasnt painful.
After the 3rd day or so you really notice the difference in what is coming out, and you see that you are getting a good cleaning out.
The stuff that was coming out in the end was like the jelly from a pork pie, but dark green and stank, so it was good to get that off of the walls of the intestines.
You also do a liver flush which gets rid of alot of white "stones" from your liver.
I had fucking loads, and it worried me a little that i had treated my body so badly for so long.
That was the worst part actually, as you get a right dose of the shits from the liver salts, but its all for the good and only lasts a morning.

After the 4th day i felt happy for no particular reason, and just generally contented.
They reckon this is your natural state, and normal after getting rid of so many toxins from your system.
A natural high if you will.

I left the place a week later a stone lighter, full of energy and alot happier in myself.
This all changed when i met my mates, and started retoxing again, but thats another story.
The downside is that you are fairly hungry for the most part, and i had some fucked up repeating dreams about cheeseburgers and spaghetti bolognese.
Also it ended up being about £700 for the week, which considering the basic accomodation may not be considered great value, but i suppose you are paying for the treatment.

You also get a Thai massage daily, as well as yoga classes which at first i didnt like the sound of, but turned out to be a challenging work out and made me feel alot more flexible.
It is right on the beach and is a nice spot, apart from the fact the ferry pier is right next to it.
I spent a fair bit of time just dossing in a hammock and staring out to sea which was a good mental rest.

Have a look on
http://www.thinkdetox.com/

Its not as airy fairy as it sounds, but i reckon it could be if you get a hardcore bunch there when you are there.
I was lucky and had a mix of people who i would never have met before, and turned out to be sound characters.

Hope that helps mate.

Neep
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All in all a good experience for me, and whether or not there is any basis for it working it made me feel alot better.
Gizza shout if you want to know more Rawlins.

Neep: would you recommend this as a good getaway for someone even if they take decent care of themselves, as sort of a mind/body reconnect exercise...

Would a couple of weeks on currys not be just as efficient and cheaper?

as far as i am concerned you can stick colonic irrogation up your arse .

was just talking to the neighbours 19yr old daughter, she reckon a good anal cavity cleansing can be done with a cheap bottle of pink champagne ............. might have to get her on the disco bikkies tonight to see if she is willing.

reckon it's a pain in the arse, a meal at crazy dave's will sort you out a lot cheaper

bullshit, how much does the hospital visit cost, or is that all inclusive with the meal these days.

I would actually, yes.
I think alot of people could benefit from the mental break as much as the physical side of what goes on.

As i said you get the yoga, which i thought i wouldn't enjoy, and was worried that i'd have to chant along to whale-song while wearing tie-dye clothing or something.
It turned out to be nothing like that, and i actually found it to be really good for me.
I cant remember what kind of yoga it was(i think shivasana - something like that), but it is led by an instructor/guru/whatever who really knew his stuff, and you could tell he was into it in a big way, but without being wanky if you know what i mean.

Basically he will lead you from relaxed deep breathing lying on your back, to loads of stretches and plyometrics that will have you sweating.
After that you lie on your back again and deep breath while the sound of the surf on the beach acts as a sort of lullabye.
Afterwards i felt so relaxed and chilled out i just wanted to get away from everyone and lie in a hammock and enjoy the sound of the waves and the post yoga chill.
I didnt even want to talk as i felt like it would spoil the buzz.
Very unusual feeling for me, as in the past i have enjoyed "herbal" cigarettes and would never have thought that the same sort of relaxation could be achieved without chemical influence, albeit without a high/stone.
Its something you would have to try for yourself to believe.

Then later on you get a Thai massage for an hour, which helps loosen you up again, and adds to the flexibility you get from the yoga.
I believe that massage is supposed to strengthen your immune system, so that cant be bad either.

The random bouts of just being happy for no reason was very pleasant, and is something i would like to feel all the time.
I felt fantastic when i left, and really felt like i had got more out of it than i thought i would.

You get 10 minutes of internet use a day which is monitored to stop you sitting there all day.
You can use your phone in your room if you want, but i didnt bother for much of the time, and only used the internet twice the whole time to email i couple of mates i was meeting afterwards.
Bring your MP3 player and some decent travel speakers with you, and a couple of books if you like to read, but i mainly just gave my eyes a break and stared out to sea.

Im not a beardy wierdy sort that is into lentils and shite like that, as anyone that has met me will agree.
I like a good bevvy and enjoy my food, but i think i benefitted from this as i was willing to give it a fair go.

There were people there that were well into the whole scene, but there was a balance of "normal" people there too that meant that it didnt get too much, and you can always speak up if you dont understand what they are on about, which i frequently did.

I would recommend it to anyone that needs a mental and/or physical break from their routine.

^... Do you think all of the above could be achieved during a soapy threesome?... I could take a bit of tubing for the colonic....


I fancy trying something like that sometime ( the detox week I'm talking about)... Think Koh Chang has similar courses.... I think I'm full of toxins because my guts never seem to be right....

I dont bother with Colonic irrigation, I just wait for someone to kick the shit out of me

Dunno about that but i know you are full of shit.
You must have absolutely fuck all to do this trip, you are never off of here.

^ I have lots to do... I'm just so good at it that I get it done quick sharpish like....

I am full of shit... and I can't have any release farts because there is a lady on the same shift....

Have you tried the Yaa Dong in the kitchen yet?... that should sort out your squits that you have today... or at least help you forget about them... (leave some for me and SBF though... we made that together on a romantic night in)

Lots to do?
Thats bollocks and you know it, you can tell other people whatever you want but i know what a lazy cunt you are offshore.

I have smelt that Yaa Dong, and it fucking reeks.
The lid is staying on it until you or SBF opens it.

The problem with all this shit (excuse the pun) is that people believe the marketing bullshit (again, excuse the pun) that is thrown around, and the celebs who feel much better after it etc.

First, detoxification. Unless your liver is in a seriously fucked-up stste of affairs, it does a very good job of getting rid of toxins, all it needs is a bit of water every now and then to dilute the alcohol.

Shit in your bowel: Your intestines are teeming with bacteria which feed on whatever is in there, given the chance. With them, and the absorption of nutrients following the enzymatic assault on the food, and the reabsorption of water, what is left is fibre, not meat or anything else. Like meat anywhere, it breaks down.

Accepted, many people do have problems with impaction, but this is due mostly to a lack of fibre in the diet, drugs that slow down peristalsis ( and many do), or a physical abnormality. Again I accept if your intestines are crammed full of shit, maybe because you are on meds, did a few illicit substances, or survived on beer and cigs for a week, with the occasional deep fried whatever thrown in, you will feel bad. Indeed, I am sure Popye can tell you about bowel regimens with quadraplegics and the horrendous consequences they can have with toxicity when their bowel doesn't work properly with or without the enema. Severe alcoholics also have problems with ammonia build ups which make them feel bad, which is a reason why many are on oral laxitives forever. All this is accepted.

Of course colonic irrigation will bring out bits of shit, but so will a normal OTC laxitives, or enemas, and if you have sluggish bowel movements, you may feel a bit better, but put it this way, and I know, hospitals don't use colonic irrigation.

Eat some fibre, keep hydrated, and have an occasional curry at The Rockhouse, or Noi's, especially lentil based ones, or eat some smelly kebab of 3 day old prawns from a food stall, and I guarantee you will not need a colonic irrigation.

Cheers

DS

Neep has outlined the programme very well so no need to elaborate further.

Ive done the detox thing twice in Samui...its simply the best money Ive spent.

1st detox I fasted for 7 days, second one was 10 days. Lost around 10kg first time and 7 the second.

The key though is taking care of what you eat after you leave...if youre back on the burgers and steak big time you'll nullify the good in a matter of weeks. Most people dont give a toss about what they eat but if you care to read up on Trophology (food combining) and take it seriously, you'll feel great even if you lead a smoking, drinking, whoring lifestyle.

Thanks for stealing one of my former internet handles ya cock sucker! You better watch your shit around here little man!

Welcome to the Forum JHolmesJr ..... I'm guessing you've already been around the block a little, so won't be too offended by our resident 'crazy' StinkyPete.

WTF is that supposed to mean?

i've had colonic irrigation in the uk, and whilst it's not a particularly pleasant experience, i felt much better afterwards for weeks. It seemed to "kick start" the system, and left me feeling alot less sluggish than normal.

Anywhere else other than the Nantra[who knows their web address] in pattaya for Colonic detox
thanks

Nantra used to be called the SeaVille Place ..... http://www.seavilleplace.com

The e mail seems knackered=anybody got the up to date e mail address please

ive jammed a garden hose up my ass and hit the tap........... did nothing for me .......... weirdo's......

i actually boned up and had to close the door whilst i knocked the top off......was very arousing but nothing i would do on a regular basis.......each to their own i spose.....

if that were the case i think there could be a guiness book of records for the worlds biggest garden gnome

For the Nantra?

This is the private email of Lisa the Spa manager ..... jcka007@yahoo.com.mx

I've heard that it washes the good out with the bad leaving your immune system weak.
Don't fancy the idea of having a hole shoved up my ass. The Dr. does enough of that with colonoscopy..

Bet few of you know the bum gum was adapted from the dishwasher pre-rinse in western kitchens by some entrepreneur. Anyone know thai or farang?

Prior to a colonoscopy the colon is always emptied, so I wouldn't worry too much about that bit, but if you want to know more, just ask Esco, I believe he has it done on a regular base at the JSB.

Yes I have and it's nothing great. A buddies GF in BKK talked us into going.

You feel good for a couple days and on the third day you start to worry if they damaged something and you'll never shit again.

They add O2 drops to the water and then a little coffee to help wake you up. They actually take a coffee pot and pour coffee into the reservoir tank. I joked with the girl if they had anything in peppermint.

I think I'll just stick to eating breakfast at Tequila Reef on soi 7 everyday to help keep my innards clear.

At 60, I'm going to have my first colonoscopy.

When I found out about this, I was having blood drawn and I said to the nurse doing it, "Well, there goes my virginity"...........so wrong to say that at a time like that.

She was a medical professional and kept it in, shaking, until done and burst out laughing.